Sunday, 23 April 2017

Drei Dem Magier in Rot

new average highs
too when wintry spring lingers

like breeze in the trees
her sibling depression greets

amphibians croak
syllables serenading
on unsung morae

Friday, 21 April 2017

Flatness is a recurring theme (an exerpt).

[from German orig: dly]
cont'd from page 44

ingredients for flying cheese sandwich anti-gravity machines head to Aldi. You'll need a bag of sliced white bread called Toastbrot. The cheese should be a cheese food colloidally constructed of dehydrated dairy power and oil and packaged in individually wrapped slices. In Aldi this is usually found by the beef jerky and dog food, not in need of refrigeration. One package fuels roughly one fleet.

Work on a flat surface large enough for the sandwich to move a half meter [2 ft] in any direction. No smaller than 5m² [16 sq ft] is recommended. Remove two adjacent slices of bread (no heels) from the bag. It is important that these are adjacent, as their outline when placed upon each other should be perfectly flush. Place the first slice of bread as close to the center of the surface as possible. Remove one slice of cheese from its wrapper and center it atop of the first slice bread so that the cheese in no way extends beyond the crust edge. Place the second slice of bread neatly flush on top of the first, creating the desired "sandwich effect".

Now it's time to insert the previously modified soldering iron described in Chapter 2. Prior to the heating stage, the bread should have been pre-toasted, but only slightly; it's essential that the initial heat source be applied primarily to the cheese, hence the modification of the iron rod, flattened and generating heat from only one side of the tip. Insert the iron stem and apply heat to the underside of the cheese approximately halfway to its center. Any subsequent temperature rise in the bread should be the result of direct contact with the melted cheese food product.

Important: Compromising the integrity of the bread can cause crumble in flight, leading to leakage and potential cheese burns on the ground or, worse, a tear in the universe.

At some point when the cheese has reached between 450° to 500°C the bread slices will begin their counter-revolutionary spin. Do not remove the iron until the sandwich has achieved between 8-12 cm [3-5 in] lift for circa 3 seconds. Slide the stem in one swift horizontal motion so as not to fracture the bread.

Cheese temperature is maintained by bread slice friction and movement propelled by inexhaustible cheese food heat energy. You will now have an anti-gravity device of perpetual motion. Salt to taste.

Sunday, 16 April 2017

Mother of All Lodes

Twenty-seven of sixty post blue pill swallow, they closed themselves together in a row to form a figure emblematic of their Nobalist agenda. The King of Kings was exposed, the King of Queens disrobed, and the cucking commemoration commenced. The cue media detailed the repellent allure for the villagers dissembled to feed their faces.

Cuckle doodle dandy easter than what kind of egg roll?

Sunday, 9 April 2017


Here's a straightforward enough analysis. It's not plausible to me that anyone of significance is not being tapped all the time. Anywhere you read the term "vetting" to connote standard due diligence, it entails rummaging through any and all data attainable with or without a FISA court say-so.

The only thing that's new here is the tech. Let's not forget how rogue Hoover is said to have been and the long list of people who were shadowed, tapped, blackmailed and threatened with public shaming, publically shamed, and even murdered. Is it not true that some of his spying had an uncrossed t or two?

Semantics are sometimes the lone distinction; whether or not it is civilians, per se, in control, it's an ever more meaningless one. Private contracting and corporate espionage, and the private interests behind public policy in general come to mind, which would blend one blind in trying to connect dots, alone when it comes to pre-internet snooping.

Still, Russia could have been the source of the DNC's leaked email, and their source could have been someone within the NSA or FBI with a personal agenda or acting in an unofficial official capacity. And/or but the entire shebang could have been pulled by a lone gunman.

The nature of the deep state is that everybody is compromised. It might make me a traitor, but the least meaningful distinction at this point is whether or not Russia was involved. I mean, it's perfectly legal to arm the Saudis and Israelis to the teeth, and now that they got Don damning Assad, we just might get an instance where the insistence upon regime change will be led in the houses by the Democrats, with "acquiescence" from the Republicans. Another meaningless distinction.

Again, as I recorded here just days ago: Get a good idea as to their attitude, tendencies, & predilections when they say two things are exactly the same versus when they use carefully constructed qualifiers to soften supposedly scant similarities.

This time the diff might be how much popcorn people will be eating, waiting with bated breath to see how deeply Dump means it. Odd, but typical at the same time is the fact that his latest ordered "strikes" occur as if they're a change in approach, as if he hadn't already ordered such, or that his predecessor had not done the same. Alone this past month the United States had already killed as many Syrian women and children as this highly touted chemical attack did. The former assault received press coverage here and there, not exactly covered up, but the latter garnered the wall-to-wall, baby picture posturing style of press we get whenever somebody wants to highlight the “need to do something”.

Would-be wonks instead will stress vagaries of presidency-defining "doctrines" and subsequent divergences there-from. The reality is more than the recent US-led attack that killed Syrian civilians, quickly swept aside, if ever known, by reports of weapons with chemicals, magnified in significance for reasons that should be at least confusing. The reality is also what preceded this: admitted alliances with dubious actors in the name of opposition to Assad as President of Syria.

Helpful to the scepticism at prompt assertions that the gas attacks in Syria were deep state false flags would be a healthy dose of suspicion at the reliability of the reports of the attacks themselves, which requires revisiting recent history. Propaganda is not a one-sided, black vs. white affair. Nor is fake news. Only one married to being a simpleton should maintain such absurdity when forced to rely on the track record of those who reliably, and quite timely, call for regime changes.

It's not exactly a clean switcho-chango we see with Rats posing as Russia paranoiacs and Cans insisting upon thaw maintenance. It's as complex and fractious as, say, the middle east with all her shared- & cross-interested proxies, but it is a remarkable turnaround, what with the former having lol'd at Romney's Russia rhetoric as recent as a general election ago and certain Cans having masqueraded interference of the Rama's State Deptarment's apparent raring to topple Damascus.

To add some of that lone gunmen flavor, certain Rats are willing to entertain the possibility that Dump and Putin staged this whole production to hide their affair. But not that bipartisan interests are shadowed & shared from the top down, and that this endless "my side - their side" shitshow lends ostensible opposition and plausible consent at the most convenient times.

Then, of course, the utility of Dump's bombasting the Rama administration whether or not he's doing precisely as they'd've done. To the Rama apologist, or more broadly the Rat loyalist, this doesn't discredit any military action their side has made, tainting it by so obvious association,  but rather underpins its virtue by ridiculing the partisan discourse surrounding it.

Just as, for example, Dump's claim that his predecessor "created ISIS" obfuscates that they did in fact continue weaponizing their alleged enemies, directly and by proxy, while feeding the state's sycophantic foreign policy analysts fascinating tales about what talented tight-roping it takes to fight a war on competing fronts. Never having called out their own on this hypocrisy, they just "lol" and/or "smh" their more local opposition.

And again there's that Dump wire-tapping claim which by now at worst appears hyperbolic yet substantially grounded.


Useful idiots know who they are. The sad news is that you don't even rise to their level. Or good news. Sure, your consumption habits and contribution to the general function of the machine are useful, even necessary, but your meanderings to your virtual brethren, sistren, cistren & transren (side-swiping all of your sworn troll enemies) are twelve steps short of taking to the streets, which itself is not bound to bring about anything but the feeling of community. Which has it's own value absolutely. If you do grab some of that, it will have been worth it. For you. Just like for me it's worth it to prose about it. It's all part of our creative urge. That so much of our creative urges converge with lamenting how much others' are creatively destructive is just a side-effect.

'Til my dying breath likely will I repeat, ad nauseum! ad nauseum!, my most approaching proud, certainly self-pleased, self-penned aphorism that eschatological paranoia is fueled by the knowledge that others are right this very moment suffering their own real apocalypse, and that none familiar with the cause should be immune to its effects. The irony that this longing for justice includes one's own demise is bonus humanity, I can only reckon. Guilt is kindred as tributary of the proverbial river in Egypt, the alternative to flowing down which must mean suffering the tributary's wrath of relative non-suffering. O, why must I be not just helpless witness to this suffering but also be made to tithe the decimation!

Sunday, 2 April 2017

Spinning without Cogs

I never dream my homework is due Monday. I only know it's due due due. If it's one obsessive set of ideas hammering my head hard to the pillow — like how a certain punctuation mark means one thing, then a meta thing, and then two other things altogether when placed within a pair of speech signifiers, in any sense inverted commas — one of the many faces trolls by because that's its default function whether it knows it or not. We got chemicals what wear down the cogs in nition, I think, and then he says, "I don't know what you mean. But it moves me."

Sunday, 26 March 2017

What a Wiki World

Posterity and permanence deviate: Postered in the mind is discussion surrounding facts that remain as a memory of something-or-other to do with actuality. Some discussion is revised, but fictionalized supposition does more than linger. Headlines are screamers. Their appearance is not the result of mere casual editorial decisions.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Thirty-third victim in Raqqa attack named

Just kidding. It was the fourth victim in Westminster.

(don't) see also:
–Missilemen attack refugee center, 33 dead
–Syrian among victims 
–Hallmarks of militarism with American background
–Last Week: 52 murdered in worship center complex
–Missilemen had ties to US, NATO claims responsibility
–[popular monument] alit in red, white, green, & black 

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Coballed Fists' Sundae Mass

"Willkommen bei Bürger King. May I take your order?"
"Hm. Yeah... I'd like the Holy Spirit, please."
"Sorry, we're all out of the Holy Spirit. Would you
care to try our Unholy Spirit?"

For an hour of your taxes, you can have the value meal. And for an hour of your salary I can make a some kid in the Congo power my every untethered swipe for a daily wage equal the tax on your Nestlè Pure Life® water. Or make his mother bear a mermaid, to be pickled in a jar 'cuz, even if we're not so good at learning our lessons once they're safe inside a glass, they'll at least be preserved for some future generation to de-emphasize how fucked up we were based on our times' context.